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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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neogonzo

Tumblr is literally a social experiment to see how long an extremely alienated user base will continue to use a declining social media platform that sporadically removes its features until rendering it obsolete

countriesinyourhead

Remember this years-old post?

freebroccoli

What the experiment demonstrates is that I will put up with all of that just to use a site that shows me posts that I asked for in chronological order.

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nopizza

He committed to how pissed off he was

pincoshen

I love how petty this is

quiet--batpeople

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

futurecatladies

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

gjallarfox

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

lipstickchainsaw

Also known as Malicious Compliance, I believe.

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havanapitbull

its like marine biology Jackass

jacemp3

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”

jheselbraum

To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.

He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause

out-there-on-the-maroon

He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.

heartsnbruises

The rightful heir to the throne Steve Irwin left.

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poppy-popsicles

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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samandriel

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

riddlemethatgollum


I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

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bleeznuggets

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

hazlelnoot

37chickenducks

werewolvesdontlikeyou

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

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Originally posted by ohrobbybaby

inverted-author

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

becausedragonage

This came up on my dash. Meanwhile on the radar:

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I clicked over (source) and saw these:

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Serendipity and perfection.

northeast-artist98

I need this in my life this sounds like a sassy mafia gang circling you and instead of guns they only use the power of dance and music

justagenerictumbler

I am morally obligated to reblog this post

cousinborris

does anyone know who this cover is actually done by?

theboogiepopphantom

yeah its by max raabe

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